Before You See What Happened at the Top of the Stairs...I Really Love You
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
A mishap occurred at the top of the stair.
I love you and never meant to offend--
I was only lonely because you weren't there.
I just wanted to snuggle the way we do,
and the pillow was squishy and smelled like you.
I planned to just hold it and think of my toys
that we'd play with together when you got home,
but the thing wouldn't squeak or make any noise,
and who could have known it was so full of foam?
Please tell me you love me and I'm still your "one."
I promise I'll be extra good from now on,
but you know how I get when you leave me alone!
None of this would have happened if you hadn't gone!